#OpenTabs v0.65: America is Weird
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Honestly, it’s a vibe.
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19 Ridiculous Things That Are Easier to Get Than Adderall Right Now
There’s a national shortage of Adderall right now, and it’s not great!
- me
A new publication has entered the chat: America is Weird!
From the modern philosophers behind Robot Butt comes a site with reporting focused on the United States and its many curiosities, past and present.
Wait… Is Chelsea Handler the one to blame?!
You’ll see more from me, including some ‘90s nostalgiacore, very soon. Here’s another one:
Did Lizzo Destroy America by Playing the Forbidden Flute?
Proof that conservatives are consistently trash — and Lizzo stays winning.
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Though his brand is ruining everything, I find that Adam is more accurately a master of exposing others’ ruinations.
PS: I didn’t know “ruinations” was a proper word until I typed it and checked. The less you know!
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Imagine being iconic 100% of the time.
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Watching OnlyFans Improves Sexual Confidence, Says a New Report
Some of you will find comfort in this news!
Gen-Z company shows how its employees sign off on emails and it's certainly expressive
My favorite might be: “Okay then,” followed by, “Please hesitate to reach out.”
Man Leaves Bookstore with Bounty of Zoom Background Decorations
The Needling does it again!
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